Thank you West Dunbartonshire Council for cutting off the water supply today without telling anyone. It wasn't an emergency or anything that warranted a sudden cessation of H2O, and to be honest, no-one really knows why it was turned off for 4 fucking hours.Some bozo from the council did stick up lots and lots and lots of 'Warning Notices' telling us good people that the water would be turned off between 9.30 and 12.30, but putting them up in great numbers at 11am doesn't make the action any less fucking stupid and annoying because everyone was already pissed off by about 9.35 when the water had been turned off without ANYONE being told.
I could go on and on and on about West Dunbartonshire Council, but I won't. Suffice to say, they are a bunch of useless cunts who couldn't run a fucking piss-up in a brewery and I would urge anyone who is considering a move to West Dunbartonshire for whatever reason to have a lobotomy first.

To hell with all the bulimic chicks and gawky guys that are always used to advertise perfume and aftershave, let's have a bit of honesty. For my own brand of scent pour les femmes et les hommes (it's all the same anyway): Sweat.
Come on. You know you want to.

The Newsarse book. Yes, only funny because I wrote an article, which ironically is the only funny article. The rest of the book is shit and totally not worth the money, unless you want to read the article I wrote. Apart from that everybody has a use for a shit book, like propping up a wobbly table or emergency toilet paper.


