The Halifax. What A Bunch Of Wankers...

To my mind The Halifax has always had the worst ever telly ads for their money-grabbing Nazi bastard banks. Who can ever forget bespectacled Mr Magoo-a-like (apart from being black) and annoying singalong cunt Howard? If ten years of that goon wasn't enough, The Halifax came out with superfucking annoying mock 'Radio Halifax' ads where their smiling drones made faces to shit rap music while extolling the virtues of an establishment where (a) all the staff are bastards and (b) all the staff are annoying, robbing bastards, or babbling along to The Shitening Lead's 'Lucky You' as if to suggest that their cusomers were somehow favoured. Now they've formed their drones into screeching choirs, inducing nausea and explosive vomiting whenever they appear on the idiot box as they mug along to some version of 'I'll Be There' (hint: it didnae work out well for Jacko...) again with the suggestion that if you're sad and lonely that some twat from The Halifax will be there to charge you £300 for being 10p overdrawn or to plague you into taking a fucking credit card...
Painfully transparent that wankers like The Halifax are trying desperately to amend their corporate image in the face of the criticism that it's the fucking banks that are responsible for global economic meltdown. Now, if banks like the Halifax want to make the public like them or to even believe that they're sorry in some way (which they're not) can I suggest that they (and The Halifax in particular) produce and broadcast TV ads showing their staff comitting mass suicide or something similar...