If You Thought Yesterday's Post About The Dug Was Bad...

In totally newsworthy Scotchland, the BBC Scotchland news has a fucking belter today. Forget global economic meltdown or those redneck fucknuts in Georgia executing some guy they were only 'a bit sure he did it', those award winning (if there are awards for crap journalism) hacks at the Beeb (Scotchland Bit) have announced that nine (yes, nine) caravans were blown over by the wind.
In this mind-blowing vision of the final apocalypse some caravans were buffeted by the wind so much that they fell over. Witnesses reported that the wind was 'windy' and that the caravans were 'blown over'. The polis are looking for a man in his forties who is also described as 'Asian' and 'wearing one of those turban things. On his head.'
Doesn't look particularly caravan-like to me. Looks like the sort of mess you get when you go mental at your Ikea flatpack wardrobe-thing when there's a bit missing and you kick the living fuck out of it in a blind fury. Anyway, the polis and the firemen had a good look through the debris and said that they didn't find any dead babies or cats or anything. And as the whole thing happened in a place in Ayrshire called Maybole - which is a shit-hole - nine wrecked caravans in some scabby car park made the town considerably better looking. My ex's family live in Maybole and you'll never meet a nicer bunch of inbred psychos. I just hope that it wasn't their caravans....