Anyway, some scabby dug (horrible canine creature) was gubbed (hit) by a motor (car) but the driver didn't stop. As if you would, unless the dug was stuck underneath your car and somehow impeding your speedy getaway.
Interestingly though was the BBC Scotchland's description of the driver. Given that the car was only described as 'maroon' - no mention of what type or make whatsoever - the driver was descibed as 'male, around 40 years old, Asian and wearing a turban'. What sort of Sherlock Holmes managed to take in so much detail about the driver but failed to note whether his maroon vehicle was a Mini or a fucking Panzer Mark III? Methinks some racist twat maybe.
Anyway, if you are some 40 year old male Asian guy I'd take my turban off for a week or so until the heat's off. You know what the polis are like. Anyone vaguely fitting this description's getting a doing (beaten mercilessly by the polis (police))...
Oliver (yes, fucking 'Oliver'. I mean, who the fuck calls their dug 'Oliver'?), now sadly departed after some turban-wielding maniac gubbed him with their motor. I have no sympathy at all for animals who get in my way. I once swerved to avoid a hedgehog and punctured a fucking tyre in the process. Needless to say I've never swerved since and can account for a couple of missing cats and various squirrels, pigeons and maybe a tramp or two...
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