It's about 600 years behind schedule, about a gazillion pounds over budget and has had a third of its initially proposed length chopped off because of being a billion years behind schedule and a megazillion pounds over budget. In short it's a complete fucking nightmarish big pile of useless and expensive shite.
The cunts at the Council (not the ones who've been suspended for corruption allegations) have had their moronic coupons on the telly to tell us that despite the huge cost, disruption, unwantedness in the face of an already cheap and extremely efficient bus service, Scotchville Trams will make Scotchville 'dead good an' that, like', which is a load of balls.
The German contractors have been stalling and stopping work for years because of contractual problems, which loosely translates as 'the Scotchville City Councillors are a bunch of retarded fuckwits so let's screw them for more money'. Today Scotchville's main thoroughfare Princes Street has been closed off for 'the foreseeable future, maybe for ever, who the fuck knows, like' so that the contractors can 'repair' tram lines that have never even been fucking well used. If they had been in service in such a state of disrepair then I can only imagine the fucking carnage made by all those trams flying off their lines and squishing all those fucking annoying tourist cunts...
Castle? Festival? Annoying bagpiping buskers? Fucking tourists? Aye, we've got all that but now we've also got thousands off these yellow bastards telling us that everything will be fucked up for about another three years while a bunch of German fuckwits build us a tram thing that no-one wants, and at a massive cost to us all. Compare it to buying a ten million pound bionic arm despite having two perfectly good working arms then have it not work after you've paid some dodgy German doctor millions of pounds to sew it onto your arse or something....
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