Mr Waffle

I unfortunately saw and heard Dave Dasterdly's waffly drone to his stormtroopers in Manchester this evening. I was eating my dinner at the time (baked spud and salad, thank you) and almost vomited the lot all over Freckles (our pet crow) at the sheer bullshit I was hearing.
Dave and his buds have fucked things up big time. Spending cuts, rising unemployment, rising taxes, food prices, unemployment etc etc blah blah blah and Dave's answer is to say that they have a plan (i.e. they don't) and that they're sticking to it (i.e. they don't have a plan to stick to). He blamed the eurozone (i.e. foreigners) for rising debt and the rioters for everything else. But, he did say, that if we all stick together, put our shoulders to the wheel, grin and bear it, get on with it etc etc etc then everything would be all right in the end...
Oh yes. I've never heard such a big pile of nonsense-filled rhetoric. Just a big pile of shite, really. It was total fuck all. Really...