Go, Grannie, Go!

Ho-hum. So it's a bit windy today. I say 'a bit' but what I actually means is 'armageddon'. Yes, Scotland's top producer of green energy, the wind, is pissed off. Wheelie bins are quaking in their boots and I've been scanning the BBC News website for hilarious wind-related injuries like, 'Man In Banff Gets Twig Blown Up His Jacksie'.
On the subject of the BBC News website, I came across this. I'm not sure if it's a wind-up (!) or maybe just me fucking about while I should be working or some other shit...

Help ma Boab! Crivvens! Jings! Oh wee Jock's just blawn awa'! Seriously though, this is just nature's way of thinning out the old, sick, bewildered and owners of yappy wee dugs. If the cold or the ice or the Tory Bastards don't get you grannie, then the wind might...