Take one Gollum, mix in a scrotum and what do you get? Michael 'Gollum' Gove aka 'Scrotum Lips' Gove. At the moment Gollum Gove is the SNP's best reason for Scotchlander independence, just so's we would have to have dicks like him on the telly telling us how poor we are because of shitwit Tory ideas like giving old medieval despot Der Kveen a bit boat...
16 January 2012
Michael Gove, Monarchist Whove...er...Whore
Nothing gets on my tits more than a Tory fucker sucking up to Der Kveen, and Michael 'Gollum' Gove is right on them today. Self-professed monarchy lover and fish-lipped Tory bastard Gove has suggested that taxpayers cough up £60 million just so's Der Kveen can have a new fucking yacht to celebrate her 600th fucking jubilee. Like she needs one. And whenever she takes the bus, she gets it all to herself and she never bloody well pays so why the fuck would she need a bastard yacht?
Take one Gollum, mix in a scrotum and what do you get? Michael 'Gollum' Gove aka 'Scrotum Lips' Gove. At the moment Gollum Gove is the SNP's best reason for Scotchlander independence, just so's we would have to have dicks like him on the telly telling us how poor we are because of shitwit Tory ideas like giving old medieval despot Der Kveen a bit boat...
Take one Gollum, mix in a scrotum and what do you get? Michael 'Gollum' Gove aka 'Scrotum Lips' Gove. At the moment Gollum Gove is the SNP's best reason for Scotchlander independence, just so's we would have to have dicks like him on the telly telling us how poor we are because of shitwit Tory ideas like giving old medieval despot Der Kveen a bit boat...
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